French Swingers Are BiPolar

I googled AdultFriendfinder BiPolar and one of the Sponsored Links was for adultfriendfinder in French.

How did this advertiser using the adwords program decide that using the term bipolar with adultfriendfinder was a good way of targeting french swingers?

If your horny and Bipolar your probably french. WTF is this.

Maybe he's onto something. Maybe he is in the depths (or heights) of a manic outbreak. If so he may lose interst pretty soon then I can take over.

If your horny and bipolar you probably have hairy armpits. Not my thing. A hot babe with a hairy butt crack is enough to make any American man go nuts.

Are bipolars better in bed? How has depression or bipolar affected your sex life or that of your partner? Be as explicit as you like.

So on my trip down to Florida I meet this honey off too the left. I learn she is Bipolar. We have something in common but she does not know that because I do share with her that I too am Bipolar.

Now sex among 2 bipolar can be very good if we are into the depths of one of our manic peaks ...or should I say at the height of our manic peak.

Too learn more about views on sex with Bipolars then check out this page. Bipolar Sex This page will get you the answers to Are bipolars better in bed? How has depression or bipolar affected your sex life or that of your partner? Be as explicit as you like.

Bi-Polar Porn Wrapping Paper

On one side it is normal striped wrapping paper but once your "mark" begins to unwrap the gift bada-bing-bada-boom.

A perfect gift for your pastor, grandmother, homophobic friend or your Psychiatrist.

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You can get it with either nude women or nude men.

Confused About Calcium? I AM!

So I get my Emoptional health newsletter in email today. The title of todays newsletter is "Help for Kids With Bipolar " .

So I open it up and expect to read a nugget of valuable information with links to more resources. I do get that stuff but I also get an ad at the bottom asking if I'm "confused about calcium".

Yes I am confused about calcium. I am also confused about you asking me if I am confused about calcium. Shouldn't the Doctors and Shrinks who write the newsletter understand that the core crowd that has Bipolar is confused...about a lot of stuff. Everything confuses me. Why would calcium be any different.

Please I did not intend to use the ter, "Shrink" as a derogatory comment. I used the word shring because it is a lot shorter to type in as compared to typing in Psychologist Or Psychiatrist.

Sexy Babes and Drugs Used To Treat Bipolarism

Abilify-Abilify is used in the treatment of schizophrenia, the psychological disorder that causes its victims to lose touch with reality, often triggering hallucinations, delusions (false beliefs), and disorganized thinking. The drug is thought to work by modifying sensitivity to two of the brain's chief chemical messengers, serotonin and dopamine.

If you look at the girl chewing gum than you may be able to sense your dopamine levels changing.

Depakene- Why is this drug prescribed?
Depakene, an epilepsy medicine, is used to treat certain types of seizures and convulsions. It may be prescribed alone or with other anticonvulsant medications.

Eskalith- Why is this drug prescribed?
Eskalith is used to treat the manic episodes of manic-depressive illness, a condition in which a person's mood swings from depression to excessive excitement. A manic episode may involve some or all of the following symptoms: Aggressiveness Elation Fast, urgent talking Frenetic physical activity Grandiose, unrealistic ideas Hostility Little need for sleep Poor judgment
Once the mania subsides, Eskalith treatment may be continued over the long term, at a somewhat lower dosage, to prevent or reduce the intensity of future manic episodes.
Some doctors also prescribe lithium for premenstrual tension, eating disorders such as bulimia, certain movement disorders, and sexual addictions.

Sugar Pills- Good for Kool-Aid

Zyprexa-Why is this drug prescribed?
Zyprexa helps manage symptoms of schizophrenia, the manic phase of bipolar disorder, and other psychotic disorders. It is thought to work by opposing the action of serotonin and dopamine, two of the brain's major chemical messengers. The drug is available as Zyprexa tablets and Zyprexa Zydis, which dissolves rapidly with or without liquid.

I Can't Click

So I was doing more research on Biploar disorder and came across this pic. Now I know I did not see the print advertisement but how did the company know I had not seen it. I know that they know that I did not see it because I click on this exact poicture and nothin. No More information...thats it...another dead end on my back roads of life.

Pass me some more sugar pills please.

Fat bi-sexual overweight man.

BiPolar-
Bi=Sex with men and women
Polar=white Bear
Bear= Slang web term for a bbw male.

The Doc said I was Bipolar so obviously I initially assumed he was calling me a Fat bi-sexual overweight man.

I was upset then he really pissed me off when he said " I'm Bipolar2 if it helps"

I thought he was hitting on me. Man...I need some more of the sugar pills doc.

Just for the record...I am white...I am overweight...I am Bipolar...But I am not Bisexual. I stick to the women and sugar pills. Fill me up doc...with the sugar pills.

Bi-Polar Descriptions

Here are how a few people describe Bipolar and Bipolar2.

"Bipolar 1" commonly refers to an illness characterized by intense periods of extreme mood swings from hypomanic euphoria to abject depression. The duration and cycling rate of these swings will vary from patient to patient and the manic phase may manifest as rage/irritability as well as or instead of euphoric hypomania.

bipolar one is diagnosed when a manic episode is experienced, regardless of presence of depression. most people with bipolar have periods of mania followed by extreme depression. bipolar two is diagnosed when moods cycles between depression and hypomania, or mania to a lesser extent. cyclothymia is yet a gentler form of this disorder where mood cycles between a dysthymic [milder, but chronic] depression and hypomania.

Bipolar 2 is a disease that is hereditary and effects more people than you think. A person with this disorder cycles between lower forms of mania which includes but not limited to behaviors such as unexplained irritability, insomnia, unacceptable social behavior, ect. After a mania episode, you most likely reach depression or major depression. Bipolar 1 differs with more severe mania including but not limited to hallucinations, grandious feelings, increased sexual desire, ect.

BiPolar 1 is the best if you must have one. We are happy to the point of others thinking we may be on drugs. We find thrills in everything. We may during that manic time be less responsible sexually, with our money, with our loved ones demanding that we be the center of attention. When we are depressed, we can feel worthless, suicidal, or just sad to the point where we may not be able to function well in society or even in our own homes.

BiPolar 2 is different in that a person may become violent with others. They may destroy things they normally love and not understand why. There may be delusions and a withdraw from reality if medications are not used regularly.

So In Conclusion BiPolar and BiPolar2 basically means your switching back and forth between regular font and italicized font.

Server Is Too Busy

So I typed in "BiPolar2" for a google search term and in the advertised links at the top was one

Sponsored Links

Do You Have Bipolar
www.EverydayHealth.com Learn tips for diagnosing yourself and get news on latest treatments

I click on this one and it pulls up this page that says the server is too busy. Gosh...I feel so much better. My head is racing with thoughts so I click on a page too learn more about how to control my racing thoughts and the dang webpage is having the same problem I am? Is the webpage Bipolar? I took a screen shot of the page. I wish I could take a :screen shot" of my mind but I have no insurance and am always turned away for free medical care. I Make too much money. After taxes/child support I am making less than $4.15 an hour. I can't afford jack.

I click back and the page works this time. I think the webpage is in denial. It needs some lithium...we'll start the webpage off with some sugar pills first. It'll never know the difference. The Doc asked me if my Lithium was helping. I said "I have never took Lithium so I have no way of knowing but those sugar pills you gave me in that really fancy bottle sure helped me out when I was making Kool-Aid and ran short of my processed sugar beet sugar.

Diffi-CULT

Diffi-CULT
We as men generally Dont like difficult. Difficult jobs. Difficult wifes...difficult anything is a big turn off. We want everything to be easy. Easy as Pre-made pie.

Generally we don't like or approve of cults either.

Note the word difficult. Diffi-CULT. Now we can break down the word. Obviously we don't like Cults. Cults is part of the word difficult. Now wait you might be saying(but probably aren't saying) “eieioh”...WTF...new sentence time.

Now if you google “Diffi” the first site to pop us is this Check It If Your Not A Believer If you look at the profile on the page she describes her self as a” wise ass female”. NO Shizz!.Google it if ya don't believe me.

Diffi=“Wise ass Female
CULT=”a cohesive group of people” WIKI it if ya don't believe me

SO difficult means “A cohesive group of Wise Ass Females.”

This is kind of like interpreting what the bible means or interpreting Nostradamus and his writings. You can read what you want into it but it seems pretty scientific too me. So the next time your wife or girlfriend(or maybe both) tell you your being “difficult” just let her know the truth and say “No honey, it's you and your friends that are difficult.